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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>h a m J o K e s</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hamjokes)</generator><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Portion Size, Then Vs. Now</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/79975/49492-portion-size--vs--now"&gt;Portion Size, Then Vs. Now&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://blog.jayparkinsonmd.com/post/235201688/portion-size-then-vs-now"&gt;jayparkinsonmd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235225471</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235225471</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:13:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This is Why You Were Bored as a Teenager</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/235082100/this-is-why-you-were-bored-as-a-teenager"&gt;newsweek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;From&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/nurtureshock/archive/2009/11/05/why-teenagers-are-growing-up-so-slowly-today.aspx"&gt; NurtureShock:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;In his new book, Dr. Joe Allen has concluded that our urge to protect teenagers from real life – because we don’t think they’re ready yet – has tragically backfired. By insulating them from adult-like work, adult social relationships, and adult consequences, we have only delayed their development. We have made it harder for them to grow up. Maybe even made it impossible to grow up on time.
&lt;p&gt;Basically, we long ago decided that teens ought to be in school, not in the labor force. Education was their future. But the structure of schools is endlessly repetitive. “From a Martian’s perspective, high schools look virtually the same as sixth grade,” said Allen. “There’s no recognition, in the structure of school, that these are very different people with different capabilities.” Strapped to desks for 13+ years, school becomes both incredibly montonous, artificial, and cookie-cutter.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235088276</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235088276</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:57:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>FakeAPStylebook: "Redneck" is considered a derogatory term but you know what? Who cares about those stupid rednecks.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/statuses/5480318326"&gt;FakeAPStylebook: "Redneck" is considered a derogatory term but you know what? Who cares about those stupid rednecks.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235014319</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/235014319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:16:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Ford, as did Jobs, put great faith in his judgment about where consumer desire was headed. “If..."</title><description>“Ford, as did Jobs, put great faith in his judgment about where consumer desire was headed. “If I had asked my customers what they wanted, they’d have said a faster horse,” the carmaker allegedly commented. For virtually his entire career, Jobs has taken that comment to heart, serving as a kind of one-man band of market research and product development.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/03/technology/steve_jobs_legacy.fortune/"&gt;Steve Jobs’s legacy - Nov. 5, 2009&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/234155231</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/234155231</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:37:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Google</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn47xVmsJ1qz6h6jo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/"&gt;Google&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/233934674</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/233934674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:28:45 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>FakeAPStylebook: Assure:Destro assured Cobra Commander that his boots were very shiny. Ensure: Aunt May gets her daily vitamins from a can of Ensure.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/statuses/5448701401"&gt;FakeAPStylebook: Assure:Destro assured Cobra Commander that his boots were very shiny. Ensure: Aunt May gets her daily vitamins from a can of Ensure.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/233928345</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/233928345</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:19:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"I said, ‘That’s the mayor of London!’ and they ran off,” Armstrong told the..."</title><description>““I said, ‘That’s the mayor of London!’ and they ran off,” Armstrong told the Guardian. “They must have thought they were going to get in trouble. One dropped the bar, so Boris picked it up and cycled after them.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091104/lf_nm_life/us_crime_britain_mayor"&gt;London mayor shows chivalry not dead in bike rescue - Yahoo! 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There simply isn’t room in a 320 by 480 pixel screen for extraneous, unnecessary elements. You have to prioritize. So when a team designs mobile first, the end result is an experience focused on the key tasks users want to accomplish without the extraneous detours and general interface debris that litter today’s desktop-accessed Web sites. That’s good user experience and good for business.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Why product designers should design the mobile app component first: &lt;a href="http://www.lukew.com/ff/entry.asp?933"&gt;Mobile First &lt;/a&gt;, from Functioning Form (via &lt;a href="http://blog.timoni.org/"&gt;timoni&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://superamit.tumblr.com/"&gt;superamit&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://blog.jayparkinsonmd.com/"&gt;jayparkinsonmd&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232474367</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232474367</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:13:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>FakeAPStylebook: @pdharner ''Hanson Dark'' or ''Menudo Latte'' may be used in place of ''Jonas Brothers.''</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/statuses/5402274062"&gt;FakeAPStylebook: @pdharner ''Hanson Dark'' or ''Menudo Latte'' may be used in place of ''Jonas Brothers.''&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232185892</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232185892</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:41:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"And if the N.C.A.A. truly cared about improving colleges instead of settling for the extra year..."</title><description>“And if the N.C.A.A. truly cared about improving colleges instead of settling for the extra year before eligibility that Stern is talking about, it should use its considerable influence to demand that both the N.B.A. and N.F.L. foot the college’s bill for training pro athletes by paying a given amount each year for each player successfully drafted from college. The money would go into a fund for academic scholarships at the colleges these players attended. It wouldn’t perhaps turn young superstars into student-athletes, but in today’s hideous economic times, it might turn some deserving teenagers into students.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/27/opinion/27bissinger.html?pagewanted=2&amp;_r=1&amp;sq=bissinger&amp;st=cse&amp;scp=2"&gt;Op-Ed Contributor - Bring Back Basketball’s Little Big Men - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232112708</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232112708</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:03:40 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>FakeAPStylebook: "Buggy jockey" is an insulting term to the Amish and should only be used in the online edition.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/statuses/5393256350"&gt;FakeAPStylebook: "Buggy jockey" is an insulting term to the Amish and should only be used in the online edition.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232037704</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/232037704</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:16:41 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"On their enormous, billboard thighs, it will say, ‘Colbert Nation,’” Colbert said..."</title><description>““On their enormous, billboard thighs, it will say, ‘Colbert Nation,’” Colbert said in an interview before Monday evening’s taping. “Be looking for that logo as it comes around the final turn. 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They spent an additional seven weekly hours watching DVDs, playing video games, and watching TiVo-style time-shifted television.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/02/business/02drill.html?_r=1&amp;partner=rss&amp;emc=rss"&gt;Drilling Down - Children Ages 2 to 5 Watch More TV Than Ever - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/231327040</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/231327040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:33:19 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Paul Saffo, an American futurologist, recently told the Telegraph that the ultra-rich may slowly..."</title><description>“Paul Saffo, an American futurologist, recently told the Telegraph that the ultra-rich may slowly evolve into a separate species thanks to medical advances. Saffo imagines a world of replacement organs, sophisticated robots, self-driving cars, and artificial limbs that are superior to the real thing — all available to only the very wealthy. He says, “I sometimes wonder if the very rich can live, on average, 20 years longer than the poor. That’s 20 more years of earning and saving. Think about wealth and power and the advantages that you pass on to your children.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/30/species-park-avenue/"&gt;Species Park Avenue? - Freakonomics Blog - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228248860</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228248860</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:19:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>AWESOME: Urbanspoon iPhone App Adds Augmented Reality</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2009/10/14/urbanspoon-augmented-reality/"&gt;AWESOME: Urbanspoon iPhone App Adds Augmented Reality&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;looks better than yelp’s augmented reality&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228244708</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228244708</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:13:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>EASTER EGG: Yelp Is the iPhone’s First Augmented Reality App</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2009/08/27/yelp-augmented-reality/"&gt;EASTER EGG: Yelp Is the iPhone’s First Augmented Reality App&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228244518</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228244518</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:13:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>newsweek:

America’s Fattest States – 2009
Mississippi had the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc7e4sMq21qzs5cqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/228067525/americas-fattest-states-2009-mississippi-had"&gt;newsweek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.weightlossdietwatch.com/features/americas-fattest-states-2009/"&gt;America’s Fattest States – 2009&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mississippi had the highest rate of adult obesity at 32.5 percent, making it the fifth year in a row that the state topped the list. Colorado continued to have the lowest percentage of obese adults at 18.9 percent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mississippi also had the highest rate of obese and overweight children (ages 10 to 17) at 44.4 percent. Minnesota and Utah had the lowest rate at 23.1 percent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to this &lt;a href="http://healthyamericans.org/reports/obesity2009/"&gt;report&lt;/a&gt;, Eight of the 10 states with the highest rates of obese and overweight children are in the South. Adult obesity rates now exceed 25 percent in 31 states and exceed 20 percent in 49 states and Washington, D.C. Two-thirds of American adults are either obese or overweight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228107744</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/228107744</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:01:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>loveallthis:

Inspired by jeannr, I flowcharted the Beatles...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kolo40SQZq1qzy3cwo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://loveallthis.tumblr.com/post/166124704"&gt;loveallthis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Inspired by &lt;a href="http://jeannr.tumblr.com/post/165291081/i-made-a-flow-chart-that-we-might-better"&gt;jeannr&lt;/a&gt;, I flowcharted the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles"&gt;Beatles&lt;/a&gt; classic, ‘Hey Jude.’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/227931312</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/227931312</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:53:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In Which a Time TV Critic Reminds Us Why We Love Him</title><description>@ballsy122: hello kitty is 35. is it weird to think in 15 years that she'll be as old as Motown is now&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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@poniewozik: In 5 years she'll be Hello Cougar.</description><link>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/227253511</link><guid>http://hamjokes.tumblr.com/post/227253511</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:26:22 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
