“Also all Cam is the bubblegum-pink baby’s room, where Mitchell is shocked to find that his husband has installed a Sistine Chapel-inspired mural of Lily’s two dads above the crib. It is truly horrifying, a lapse in taste out of keeping with all their Celadon and silver. Again, “Modern Family” uses décor to wordlessly yet clearly make a point: children will make you do crazy things to your once-perfect house, on sitcoms as in real life.”